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I’m in such a good mood today -
Shut up. -
Now it's only her cheek bones :( -
Always look people in the eye -
I like that in a woman -
Narcissistic Personality Disorder -
Marry someone who -
What's the opposite of "thank you"? -
How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week? -
I'm like dropping hints that I'm single -
Pops living the high life -
The Intimacy Acceleration -
Alcohol is poison. -
Happens all the time -
Would you please help us make a relationship agreement. -
First day of school is a total wank -
Kids don’t know -
What the hell are you wearing? -
You know nothing, Jon Snow. -
Never, ever, ever again.



















