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I’m in such a good mood today
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Shut up.
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Now it's only her cheek bones :(
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Always look people in the eye
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I like that in a woman
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Narcissistic Personality Disorder
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Marry someone who
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What's the opposite of "thank you"?
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How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
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I'm like dropping hints that I'm single
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Pops living the high life
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The Intimacy Acceleration
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Alcohol is poison.
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Happens all the time
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Would you please help us make a relationship agreement.
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First day of school is a total wank
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Kids don’t know
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What the hell are you wearing?
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You know nothing, Jon Snow.
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Never, ever, ever again.