-
Maybe -
You can't say that. -
Oh, jeez -
Do I coddle her more than any other parent? -
Oh sweet Dylan -
You did everything wrong! -
Doing the best with what was given. -
If you're done with it just say it. -
What book? -
Mom's in town. -
My heart is racing -
I know that your spirit animal is a caterpillar -
Did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener"? -
What do you want? -
Halloween is the worst. -
What makes you think I'm upset? -
It doesn't look good. -
One is your locker, the other is a garbage dump -
Try being more descriptive. -
It better not be pregnancy-related



















