- Maybe
- You can't say that.
- Oh, jeez
- Do I coddle her more than any other parent?
- Oh sweet Dylan
- You did everything wrong!
- Doing the best with what was given.
- If you're done with it just say it.
- What book?
- Mom's in town.
- My heart is racing
- I know that your spirit animal is a caterpillar
- Did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener"?
- What do you want?
- Halloween is the worst.
- What makes you think I'm upset?
- It doesn't look good.
- One is your locker, the other is a garbage dump
- Try being more descriptive.
- It better not be pregnancy-related