- What the hell happened to you?
- Oh, this looks interesting
- I think you're getting senile.
- You mean child you
- You look a lot like my fifth husband.
- I have a firm rule when it comes to sleeping with married women.
- I want an unadorned headstone
- Show some respect
- I think I forgot something.
- Should I change?
- I'm sleeping.
- Don't you think you've had enough
- Classic Charlie
- What are you afraid of?
- Oh, honey, don't get me started.
- We judge a person by what's inside
- It's not that I don't care
- Miley at Two and a half men
- Back living with Mom
- Boy! Is your eye red.