- I'm your daughter and you're art shaming me and it's mean.
- Tag a metalhead
- lmao
- Money does not buy happiness.
- Been drinking heavier than usual?
- My past is divided between thinks I can't remember and things I don't want to.
- Were you at least close?
- I feel like the universe is playing some horrible practical joke on me.
- Do you think I've been a good role model?
- I might have to write a book report.
- There's a special section in Hell reserved for people like you.
- It seems like yesterday I could party all night
- I'm looking for my daughter
- Hide Chester.
- Looks like you had a tough night.
- Love her
- Charlie on Jakes future
- I love you, not your money
- You're praying for a good grade?
- He thinks with his penis