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I'm too tired to slap you.
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Phil’s-Osophy 11
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This fish is so Frozen that it is still singing "Let it Go!"
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Tragedy was preparing me for something greater.
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Oh, sorry. Did I get ya?
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I am not the goody-goody you think I am.
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Now you’re giving me that look
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I hate this, I’m starving.
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Raj, you have a drinking problem.
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There's no cure for being a cunt.
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A wise man once said
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Happy May 18th everybody!
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Protection from your own vag
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So which one is it?
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I used to think you were like me.
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I feel for you.
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I was just wondering why you changed your hair.
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If you could open a tin, I'd be dead now.
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Twice as scary
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He's just fine