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There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe. - This pizza is so disgusting, if you take it to Italy you’ll get arrested.
- This lamb is so undercooked, it’s following Mary to school!
- You used so much oil the U.S wants to invade the fucking plate!
- This lamb is so undercooked a Swedish man could make love to it!
- The only man who would ever tell a woman to get out of the kitchen.
- Give it to her in bed
- If you think I'm going to marry a chef,
- What are you
- Are you some sort of house-kitchen Hannibal Lecter?
- Missy is killing it
- Their kid is perfect.
- Thanks for waking me up!
- We have a little family business to discuss
- What are you doing?
- It's TV
- Oh yeah baby
- I thought you were happy-go-lucky.
- Your standards are too high.
- I can’t stand kids
