- Dad, you shouldn't be jealous of Apu
- Continue swimming naked.
- I want kitty whiskers!
- My Satan-sense is tingling.
- There are only 49 stars on that flag
- What are you rebelling against?
- I have a life outside of you, Bart.
- Pulling a Popcorn bucket trick on my self
- It's eerie, isn't it?
- You don't know how to use that thing
- Another beer ad with naked girls
- Just Stewie
- Welcome my friend
- Chefs are nutters. They're all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every last one of them.
- The pork is so raw, it's still singing Hakuna Matata.
- There’s more olive oil on this than Popeye's dick.
- The lamb is so undercooked the Welsh are trying to shag it!
- This fish is so Raw it's still trying to find Nemo!