Lisa Simpson: I’m not sure I should go. I don’t even like him.
Bart Simpson: You’re right, Lise. You shouldn’t go. It would be honest. I’ll go, disguised as you.
Lisa Simpson: What if he wants to hold hands?
Bart Simpson: I’m prepared to make that sacrifice.
Lisa Simpson: What if he wants a kiss?
Bart Simpson: I’m prepared to make that sacrifice.
Lisa Simpson: What if he…
Bart Simpson: You don’t wanna know how far I’ll go.