Homer Simpson: Five alarm chili, eh?
Ned Flanders: Mm-hmm.
Homer Simpson: One, two... Hey. What’s the big idea?
Ned Flanders: Oh, I admit it. It’s only two alarm. Two and a half tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids.
Todd Flanders: Daddy, are you going to jail?
Ned Flanders: We’ll see, Son. We’ll see.