• Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Look, a clock. We don't have that in America.” Look, a clock.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “I hate metaphors. That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick! No froo-froo symbolism, just a good, simple...” The Ron Swanson book club.
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  • Rachel Lerpiss and Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “Are you a couple? No, tragically, we are both heterosexual.” Are you a couple?
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  • Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation: “I've never taken the high road. But I tell other people to. 'Cause then there's more room for me on the...” I've never taken the high road.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars.” Dear frozen yogurt
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  • Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation: “Do we have to sit like this?” Do we have to sit like this?
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  • Ben Wyatt and Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “I'm making a mac and cheese pizza. Mac and cheese pizza! You're making that?” I'm making a mac and cheese pizza.
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  • Ben Wyatt in Parks and Recreation: “Ok I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't.” I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “There are no consequences to my actions anymore. No matter what I do...literally nothing bad can happen to me.” There are no consequences to my actions
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  • Jean-Ralphio and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Hello shrimp! Rethink that move, son.” Hello shrimp!
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