• Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “There are no consequences to my actions anymore. No matter what I do...literally nothing bad can happen to me.” There are no consequences to my actions
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  • Jean-Ralphio and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Hello shrimp! Rethink that move, son.” Hello shrimp!
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  • Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “Don't worry, babe, I'll protect you. I got stung once, I'm immune. Go ahead and sting me, bees. It does nothing!” Don't worry, babe, I'll protect you.
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  • Jennifer Barkley in Parks and Recreation: “And you can trust me. Because I don't care enough about you to lie.” And you can trust me.
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  • Ben Wyatt in Parks and Recreation: “I was completely flustered. I came off like an idiot. I mean, at one point, for no reason, I just took off my...” I was completely flustered.
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  • Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation: “One time my refrigerator stopped working, I didn't know what to do. I just moved.” One time my refrigerator stopped working
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  • Ned Jones and Ben Wyatt in Parks and Recreation: “Look, I don't have a lot of time. Oh, God. I'm so sorry. Is it... cancer?” Look, I don't have a lot of time.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “On my side, I have facts, science, and reason. All he has is fear-mongering. Oh, my God, he's gonna win.” On my side, I have facts, science, and reason.
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  • JJ in Parks and Recreation: “You spent over $1,000 last year on waffles alone.” You spent over $1,000 last year
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  • Leslie Knope and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “I'm guilty. I did something bad. I'm a bad person. It's not that simple.” You know what makes a good person good?
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