• Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “To this day, I am haunted by those remaining. One penis in particular.” I am haunted by those remaining
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  • Jennifer Barkley in Parks and Recreation: “And you can trust me. Because I don't care enough about you to lie.” And you can trust me.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “I'd prefer if she'd ask me for my permission so I could say no. I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.” Such a sweetheart
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  • Chris Traeger and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Ron, would you like some salad? Since I am not a rabbit, no, I do not.” Would you like some salad?
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  • Leslie Knope and Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation: “From time to time, when I think of an eloquent saying or a phrase, I have Tom write it down.” He's collecting them for my memoirs.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.” Leslie knows best
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  • Ann Perkins and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week? One. That's it, one drink? One shelf.” How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.” Ron and food.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rushed to my side, so I can use my dying breath to...” Would I get married again?
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people.” I'm not interested in other people
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