• Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “So what I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” What I hear when I'm being yelled at
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “But I like Tom. He doesn't do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative. He's not a team player.” Who wouldn't want to have an employee like Tom?
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  • Ann Perkins and Chris Traeger in Parks and Recreation: “I mean, I was jogging. I hate jogging. Jogging's amazing! Jogging is the worst, Chris!” I hate jogging
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  • Andy Dwyer and April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation: “April, you're like an angel with no wings. So like a person.” Like an angel with no wings
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  • Ann Perkins and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Do you have any history of mental illness in your family? I have an uncle who does yoga.” History of mental illness?
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel-toe boot.” That sounds delicious
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was intense.” I ate a brownie once at a party in college.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor...” I got my first job when I was nine
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  • Leslie Knope and Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation: “You go big, or you go home. And you don't seem like the kind of guy who goes home. I'm not.” You go big, or you go home.
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “What's wrong with me? Why do good guys hate me and gross guys love me?” What's wrong with me?
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