• Jess Day in New Girl: “So, you know in horror movies when the girl's like, Oh, my God. There's something in the basement.” Oh, my God. There's something in the basement
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “I'm a mess. I can't sleep. I urinate constantly. I cried the other day listening to a techno song.” I'm a mess.
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  • Cece Parekh in New Girl: “I will murder you and clean up your blood with your cat.” Don't mess with me
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  • Nick Miller in New Girl: “Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.” Do I regret it?
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Pine has no place in this loft! It's the wood of poor people and outhouses!” Pine has no place in this loft!
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  • Jess Day and Schmidt in New Girl: “We're a family. Families talk about things. No. Families ignore things until they go away.” We're a family. Families talk about things
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “Have you ever seen sex from above? It's horrible. That's why God thinks it's a sin.” Have you ever seen sex from above?
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  • New Girl: “I'm not really a dessert person.” Look at Jess' face!
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  • Winston Bishop and Nick Miller in New Girl: “Would you consider us adorable? No! We're adult men. We're cute.” Would you consider us adorable?
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  • Cece Parekh in New Girl: “I appreciate that you are a very dramatic man, but next time you start a conversation with This is the hardest thing...” I appreciate that you are a very dramatic man
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