• Schmidt in New Girl: “You are a gynaecologists and a lesbian, which makes you...well, a va-genius.” You are a gynaecologist and a lesbian
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  • Adam and Don in Man with a Plan: “Hey, Kowalski. You call that a hand turkey? Kowalski's only got three fingers. Sorry, buddy. Thumbs-up. No thumb.” You call that a hand turkey?
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett, Cameron Tucker and Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “Mommy. Did she just...Did she just say? Well, her first word was...” Did she just say...?
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  • Steve Harrington and Dustin Henderson in Stranger Things: “How do you know it’s not just a lizard? Because his face opened up and he ate my cat!” How do you know it’s not just a lizard?
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  • Kris Jenner in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister's going to jail!” Just stop it
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  • Bones in Bones: “Phalanges! Phalanges! Dancing phalanges!” Phalanges! Phalanges! Dancing phalanges!
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  • Guy and Tony in After Life: “Your dog should be on a lead. Can't you read? The park's for everyone. What? Oh, right, sorry. Come here, girl.” Your dog should be on a lead.
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  • Hamelac and Cmdr. Kelly Grayson in The Orville: “Where... are... your... friends?! There's a little coffee shop on Lafayette Street in SoHo...” Where are your friends?
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  • Hank in Californication: “Integrity, that’s a fine quality in a mistress.” Integrity, that’s a fine quality in a mistress
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  • Seinfeld: “Serenity Now!”
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