• Old Man in Pawn Stars: “I don’t care what the little bastards say, I love the holidays. I just don’t like spending it with them.” I love the holidays
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  • Jared Dunn in Silicon Valley: “This guy fucks.” This guy fucks.
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  • Teacher and Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “Some of you, I think, can do better. What do you see here, Chris? Two D's and an F.” What do you see here
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  • Woman and Tony in After Life: “Why are you so sarcastic all the time? 'Cause it stops me killing people, including myself.” Why are you so sarcastic all the time?
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “Can I take a picture of this? Sometimes, my friends don't believe my stories.” Can I take a picture of this?
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  • Lisa Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “I'm going to be a famous jazz musician. I'll be unappreciated in my own country, but my gutsy...” I'm going to be a famous jazz musician
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  • Haley and Alex in Modern Family: “Oh. I’m sorry. Were you trying to read? You’re the one who tries to read.” Teasing sisters
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  • Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: “I will love you till the end of time. I would wait a million years.” I will love you till the end of time.
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  • Becca and Hank in Californication: “Dad do we look like the kind of girls who are into American Idol? No not so much, actually you like girls who...” Dad do we look like the kind of girls who are into American Idol?
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  • Schmidt and Cece Parekh in New Girl: “I'll convert to Indianism! *shakes head* Hindi Hindi-iseh? Indiani-Indi Indi-Buddhi-ism?” I'll convert to Indianism!
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