• Kramer in Seinfeld: “Boxers! How do you wear these things!! They’re baggin’ up, they’re rising in! And there’s nothing holding me in place!” How do you wear these things!!
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I’ll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is: if you’re going out with someone your size, right there...” The big advantage of homosexuality
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “Why does everything have to be ‘us’? Is there no ‘me’ left? Why can’t there be some things just for me?” Why does everything have to be ‘us’?
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  • George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I gotta call Elaine. She’s out. Oh, yeah. The blind date. They call it a ‘setup’, now.” The blind date
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  • George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “She calls me up at my office. She says, ‘We have to talk.’ Ugh. The four worst words in the...” The four worst words in the English language.
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?” I can't go to a bad movie by myself
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine. You can't do it in one push, you got to rock it back and...” Breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine
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  • Jerry Seinfeld and Elaine Benes in Seinfeld: “So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? Dumb and lazy I understand.” You prefer dumb to religious?
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  • A Festivus for the rest of us!
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  • Jerry Seinfeld and Kramer in Seinfeld: “Are you reading my VCR manual? Well, we can't all be reading the classics, Professor High Brow.” Are you reading my VCR manual?
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