• George Costanza in Seinfeld: “Probably because this whole universe is against me.” Why you ask
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “Jerry, let's face it. I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it.” I've always been handicapped
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  • Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza in Seinfeld: “So he shaved his head for no reason? That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!” He shaved his head for no reason?
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  • Newman and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “They knew it wasn't me doing my route. How did they know? Too many people got their mail! I tried my best.” How did they know?
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  • Elaine Benes and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Come on. I'm not difficult. I'm easy. Because you dress casual and sleep with a lot of guys?” I'm not difficult. I'm easy.
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  • Elaine dancing
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  • Kramer feeling good
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  • Kramer got swag
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  • Frank Costanza in Seinfeld: “You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen?” Poor lonly hen
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I mean, she's giving and caring and generally concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.” She's giving and caring
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