• Chidi Anagonye and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “She's essentially living a life. We can't kill her. Not with that attitude, we can't.” We can't kill her.
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  • Babe, these are cops.
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  • Andy and Lupita in Weeds: “Hey, Lupita! Settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole? The coffee table.” What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
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  • Becky Conner and Darlene Conner in Roseanne: “I'm 43, and I told her I was 33 which, according to the lady at the MAC counter, is my skin age.” 33 is my skin age
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  • Chandler Bing and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat them.” I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner.
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “The way I see it, I'm halfway to pity sex.” The way I see it
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  • Jack McFarland in Will and Grace: “Well, I don't wanna be an adult anymore! It's very hard!” Adulting isn't for everyone.
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  • Jon Snow and Stannis Baratheon in Game of Thrones: “I heard it was best to keep your enemies close. Whoever said that didn't have many enemies.” Best to keep your enemies close
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Have I ever told you that you're like a sexy praying mantis? Everytime you drink...” Sexy praying mantis
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  • Adam and Andi in Man with a Plan: “Then I'm going with Jennifer Lawrence. She is half your age. Hey, when I imagine these things, I'm half my age...” She is half your age
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