• Penny Adiyodi and Quentin Coldwater in The Magicians: “Seriously, man? Taylor Swift? I am not singing Taylor Swift in my head.” Taylor Swift?
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  • Don in Man with a Plan: “I think it all started with sugary cereal. All we got for breakfast was plain oatmeal. You know? That put you in your place.” It all started with sugary cereal
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  • Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: “I care about your feelings more than mine.” I care about your feelings more than mine.
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  • Gina Linetti and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “What are you doing? Give me the ring. You sound like Gollum. That means nothing to me.” Precious
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  • Jaime Lannister and Bronn in Game of Thrones: “That's the Water Gardens. And once we've got the princess, then what? I like to improvise.” Then what?
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “To this day, I am haunted by those remaining. One penis in particular.” I am haunted by those remaining
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything!” Homer on people
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “This salad is so undressed, it makes Paris Hilton look classy.” This salad is so undressed, it makes Paris Hilton look classy.
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  • Ari Gold in Entourage: “I knew you liked dick, Babs, but i didn’t realize you were a cocksucker.” I knew you liked dick, Babs
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  • Michael and Jason in The Good Place: “What do you guys think The Bad Place is gonna be for you? I’ll probably go to a Skrillex concert and I’ll...” It will never come
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