• Mike Ross and Rachel Zane in Suits: “Your dad is Robert Zane? Is it so hard to believe that my father's black? Robert Zane is black?” Your dad is Robert Zane?
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  • Chidi Anagonye and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “She's essentially living a life. We can't kill her. Not with that attitude, we can't.” We can't kill her.
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  • Babe, these are cops.
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  • Andy and Lupita in Weeds: “Hey, Lupita! Settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole? The coffee table.” What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
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  • Becky Conner and Darlene Conner in Roseanne: “I'm 43, and I told her I was 33 which, according to the lady at the MAC counter, is my skin age.” 33 is my skin age
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  • Chandler Bing and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat them.” I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner.
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  • Jack McFarland in Will and Grace: “Well, I don't wanna be an adult anymore! It's very hard!” Adulting isn't for everyone.
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  • Jon Snow and Stannis Baratheon in Game of Thrones: “I heard it was best to keep your enemies close. Whoever said that didn't have many enemies.” Best to keep your enemies close
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  • Adam and Andi in Man with a Plan: “Then I'm going with Jennifer Lawrence. She is half your age. Hey, when I imagine these things, I'm half my age...” She is half your age
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  • Penny Adiyodi and Quentin Coldwater in The Magicians: “Seriously, man? Taylor Swift? I am not singing Taylor Swift in my head.” Taylor Swift?
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