• Stella Zinman and Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “Ted, you're staring at my boobs. In my defense, they were staring at me.” You're staring at my boobs.
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  • Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “You can't get over a woman until you can no longer picture her boobs. It's a scientific fact.” You can't get over a woman until
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  • Ted Mosby and Dr. Sarah O'Brien in How I Met Your Mother: “Do you wanna have dinner with me Saturday night? Actually, I am getting married on...” Do you wanna have dinner with me?
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  • Marshall Eriksen and Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “What color are her eyes? The color of the ocean after a storm. Which is..? Beautiful.” What color are her eyes?
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  • Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “Sometimes you fall for someone you'd never expect, but that doesn't make it wrong.” Sometimes you fall for someone you'd never expect
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  • Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “You dumped a porn star? Friendship over!” You dumped a porn star?
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  • Ted Mosby and Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother: “When we went out on our first date, at the end of the night, did you want me to kiss you?” Did you want me to kiss you?
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  • Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “They're six minutes into the date. Ted's probably already told her that he loves her!” They're six minutes into the date.
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  • Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “You'll love again someday, because time will heal a broken heart. But not that bitch's window.” You'll love again someday
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  • Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “You may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone's face, but there's a third...” There's a third option
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