• Old Man in Pawn Stars: “Kids don’t know how to play these days, and thats whats wrong with the damn world!” Kids don’t know
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  • Stef and Jack in A.P. BIO: “What the hell are you wearing? I'm sorry did you just come back from court? Yes. And the judge ruled I look awesome.” What the hell are you wearing?
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  • Charlie Harper and Berta in Two and a Half Men: “Never, ever, ever again. You gonna quit drinkin'? Don't be ridiculous. I'm gonna quit wakin' up.” Never, ever, ever again.
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Unless you have Gravity on Blu-Ray under that skirt, I don't know where you're going with this.” Still waters run deep
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Do you have a bobby pin? Yeah. Oh, no, wait. I'm not an nine-year-old girl.” Lets try a bobby pin
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “[Sighs] Forecats for tomorrow? 100% Chance of tears.” Forecats for tomorrow?
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  • Lisa Simpson, Homer Simpson and Grampa Simpson in The Simpsons: “I’m an ugmo. Now, that’s not true. You’re cute as a bug’s ear.” I’m an ugmo
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  • Parker and Chandler Bing in Friends: “It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all. Click. I don't think the flash went off.” I want to take a mental picture of you all
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  • Judge and Tahani in The Good Place: “I am, like, obsessed with your accent. Say Aluminium. Al-you-minnium. (Giggles) I love that!” Say that again
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 emoji.” Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 emoji.
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