• Joey Tribbiani, Rachel Green and Ross Geller in Friends: “What the hell is that?! It's a cat! That, is not a cat! Yes it is! Why is it inside out?” No it is not!
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  • Kady Orloff-Dia, Julia Wicker and Penny Adiyodi in The Magicians: “Why are you in here anyway? I killed trees. Seriously. That could talk.” I killed trees
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  • Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: “I tried to save you. You died crying. I held you. You were safe. You died...loved.” I tried to save you.
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  • Alex and Phil in Modern Family: “Dumb guys go for dumb girls and smart guys go for dumb girls. What do smart girls get? Cats, mostly.” What do smart girls get?
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  • Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “If you say with great power comes great responsibility, I swear I’ll throw up on you.” I’ll throw up on you
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  • Eliot Waugh and Margo Hanson in The Magicians: “Why does everything smell so great? Because your doppelgänger hasn't met cocaine yet.” Why does everything smell so great?
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.” Ron and food.
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett and Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “Here, you can sell my diamond ring. Oh honey, that's candy. I'm gonna kill that...” You can sell my diamond ring.
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  • Penny and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Here is the plane ticket you bought me when I was too poor to go home for the holidays, the...” Eleven Leonard, really?
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Love isn't blind, it's retarded.” Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
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