• Kris Jenner in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister's going to jail!” Just stop it
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  • Bones in Bones: “Phalanges! Phalanges! Dancing phalanges!” Phalanges! Phalanges! Dancing phalanges!
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  • Guy and Tony in After Life: “Your dog should be on a lead. Can't you read? The park's for everyone. What? Oh, right, sorry. Come here, girl.” Your dog should be on a lead.
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  • Hamelac and Cmdr. Kelly Grayson in The Orville: “Where... are... your... friends?! There's a little coffee shop on Lafayette Street in SoHo...” Where are your friends?
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  • Hank in Californication: “Integrity, that’s a fine quality in a mistress.” Integrity, that’s a fine quality in a mistress
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  • Seinfeld: “Serenity Now!”
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “I don’t care what the little bastards say, I love the holidays. I just don’t like spending it with them.” I love the holidays
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  • Jared Dunn in Silicon Valley: “This guy fucks.” This guy fucks.
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  • Teacher and Peter Griffin in Family Guy: “Some of you, I think, can do better. What do you see here, Chris? Two D's and an F.” What do you see here
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  • Woman and Tony in After Life: “Why are you so sarcastic all the time? 'Cause it stops me killing people, including myself.” Why are you so sarcastic all the time?
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