• Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “Can I take a picture of this? Sometimes, my friends don't believe my stories.” Can I take a picture of this?
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  • Lisa Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “I'm going to be a famous jazz musician. I'll be unappreciated in my own country, but my gutsy...” I'm going to be a famous jazz musician
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  • Haley and Alex in Modern Family: “Oh. I’m sorry. Were you trying to read? You’re the one who tries to read.” Teasing sisters
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  • Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: “I will love you till the end of time. I would wait a million years.” I will love you till the end of time.
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  • Becca and Hank in Californication: “Dad do we look like the kind of girls who are into American Idol? No not so much, actually you like girls who...” Dad do we look like the kind of girls who are into American Idol?
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  • Schmidt and Cece Parekh in New Girl: “I'll convert to Indianism! *shakes head* Hindi Hindi-iseh? Indiani-Indi Indi-Buddhi-ism?” I'll convert to Indianism!
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  • Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute in The Office: “Say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber, and we're giving away free tickets.” Who is justice beaver?
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  • Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Penny, will you marry me? Oh my God. Yes!” Penny, will you marry me?
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything!” Homer on people
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  • Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory: “What exactly does the expression mean, Friends with Benefits? Does he provide her with health insurance?” Friends with benefits
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