• Gavin Belson and Maggie Lewis in Silicon Valley: “Is this Windows Vista bad? It's not IPhone 4 bad...is it? Don't tell me this is Zune bad...” Is this Windows Vista bad?
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  • Doctor and Richard Hendricks in Silicon Valley: “I would tell you not to have sex before then, but lets face it. Lightning ain't gonna strike...” Savage
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  • Jake Peralta, Gina Linetti and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Gina's picking Hold up at the airport, and she told me she can stall him for at...” She told me she can stall him for at least two hours.
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  • Sam Winchester and Charlie Bradbury in Supernatural: “The medical examiner said his body showed clear signs that he was killed by belladonna.” The pornstar?!
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  • Hayden McClaine and Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: “She'll never talk to you again. I'll wait. Forever, if I have to.” She'll never talk to you again.
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “I'm a mess. I can't sleep. I urinate constantly. I cried the other day listening to a techno song.” I'm a mess.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel-toe boot.” That sounds delicious
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  • Ross Geller and Chandler Bing in Friends: “We went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs at the museum. Without me?” How can you?
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  • Jared Dunn and Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “Pornography accounts for 27 percent of all internet usage. 28 when I'm on it.” Pornography accounts for 27 percent of all internet usage
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  • Cook and Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “When I bang she comes. When you bang, she comes? Sounds like a porn movie.” When I bang she comes.
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