• Phoebe Buffay and Chandler Bing in Friends: “One of my clients died on the massage table today. That's a little more relaxed than you want them...” Chandler over the top
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  • Eliot Waugh in The Magicians: “I have so much to teach you about drinking. It's a three-year program. Graduate level. It begins immediately.” I have so much to teach you about drinking.
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  • John Oliver in Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: “Drug companies are a bit like High School Boyfriends. They're much more concerned about...” About drug companies
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  • Jack and Liz in 30 Rock: “Lemon, I want to thank you. For showing me that I could have a pleasant evening with a woman my age.” A pleasant evening with a woman my age.
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  • Tony and Matt in After Life: “If I become an arsehole, and I do and say what the fuck I want for as long as I want, and then when it all gets too...” It's like a superpower.
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  • Selma Bouvier and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “Lisa, it's time you learned the truth about men. They're pigs? The bitterness is strong in this one.” Truth about men
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  • Alan Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen. Which half?” Charlie, there is a half-naked woman in our kitchen.
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Come on, am I 19 or what? Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look...” Come on, am I 19 or what?
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  • Hank in Californication: “A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness” A morning of awkwardness
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  • Will Colbert, Rachel Green and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “We started a rumor. What rumor? Oh, come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!” We started a rumor.
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