This salad is so undressed, it makes Paris Hilton look classy.
What do you want, a fucking medal?
This fish is so Frozen that it is still singing "Let it Go!"
You've put so much ginger in this, it's a WEASLY!
You give me them anaemic bits of shit
Let me whisper something very important in your ear.
Salmonella is not an ingridient.
This chicken is so uncooked that a skilled vet could still save him!
You hurt my friend's feelings.
Don’t stare at me, Mary!