This is a really tough decision. Because you're both crap.
I wish you’d jump in the oven.
It's hot in here. Or is it just me?
Jean-Philippe
SHUT IT!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f—ing cook it!
This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off.
Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate?
Chefs are nutters. They're all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every last one of them.