• Bart Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Oh, can we keep him, Dad, please? But he’s a loser! He’s pathetic! He’s, a Simpson.” Can we keep him, please
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  • Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr, Cmdr. Kelly Grayson and Lt. Gordon Malloy in The Orville: “Oh, man. They are getting clobbered. Ed, there are a lot of...” They are getting clobbered
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  • Chandler Bing and Joanna in Friends: “I'm getting dressed. Why? When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me.” What are you doing?
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  • Capt. Ed Mercer and Cmdr. Kelly Grayson in The Orville: “Whoa. Easy. We are moving into uncharted space tomorrow. You don't want to be hungover.” Just one drink.
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  • Beverly, Adam, Barry and others in The Goldbergs: “Are you guys okay? No, I'm not okay. Barry took a dump in front of us. I had to go. It was bad.” Are you guys okay?
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “Would you mind if I put a little syrup on it?” Would you mind if I put a little syrup on it?
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  • Jared Dunn in Silicon Valley: “Bros before hoes. It's sexist, but it's about friendship.” It's about friendship
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  • Myron and Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “Are you Dr. House? I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this, but yes.” Are you Dr. House?
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  • Tony in After Life: “Why would people rather be famous for being shit than not famous at all? When did that start?” Why would people rather be famous for being shit than not famous at all?
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  • Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “What kind of monster puts artisanal butter in the freezer?” What kind of monster
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