• Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “OK, I gotta tell you, my weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high... but you are clearing it in street shoes.” My weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I love you too.” Finally!
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “Oh come on. You give me them anaemic bits of shit, I'll fucking throw them up your arse sideways.” You give me them anaemic bits of shit
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  • Gina Linetti and Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Hey, Terry, got any new baby pics? You hate looking at pictures of my twins.” Got any new baby pics?
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  • Jonathan Byers in Stranger Things: “Listen, don't take it so personally, okay? I don't like most people. He's in the vast majority.” Listen, I don't like most people
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “What I'm trying to say is: you are my heart worm. Now, I'm gonna let you go back to your date.” #Shamy
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Do you realize what this means? All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!” Do you realize what this means?
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Apples, you eat their clothes, but oranges, you don't?” Good point Jason
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “I can't wear pink shirts to work, everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different.” I can't wear pink shirts to work
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  • Prudence and Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Can you put sunblock on my back? NO! But if you don't I'll burn! If I do...I'LL BURN!” Can you put sunblock on my back?
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