• Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.” Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
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  • Gretchen and Harvey Specter in Suits: “You don't have to worry about that with me. I prefer my men manly. Am I not manly? Well, if you have to ask...” I prefer my men manly.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Take a lesson from parakeets: if you are feeling lonely just eat in front of a mirror.” Take a lesson from parakeets
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  • Janice and Chandler Bing in Friends: “What a small world! And yet, I never run into Beyonce.” What a small world!
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  • Schmidt and Jess Day in New Girl: “So you had sex with him? No! The opposite... The opposite? So you gave birth to him?” So you had sex with him?
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  • Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “What kind of child will I have? A very tutu-y, like, princess?” Black tutu with a gold chain
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  • Jack in A.P. BIO: “Don't be a bitch” Don't be a bitch
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “My boobs are loving this unemployment thing. They don't have to go to boob jail every day.” My boobs are loving this unemployment thing
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky.” Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky.
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  • Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Marriage is scary. You're scared, I'm scared. But it doesn't make me not want to do it.” Marriage is scary
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