• Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester in Supernatural: “Oh, don’t do the hot coffee thing. Boy, this coffee is hot. Kind of like…” Don’t do the hot coffee thing
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  • Penny and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I've literally never pulled a prank on you. What about last year when you sent me that e-mail...” I've literally never pulled a prank on you.
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  • Gloria Delgado Pritchett in Modern Family: “It sended. Please come back.” Why the whush?
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  • Eleanor in The Good Place: “Do you have a second to eat my farts?” Do you have a sec?
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  • Mike Ross and Rachel Zane in Suits: “Your dad is Robert Zane? Is it so hard to believe that my father's black? Robert Zane is black?” Your dad is Robert Zane?
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  • Chidi Anagonye and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “She's essentially living a life. We can't kill her. Not with that attitude, we can't.” We can't kill her.
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  • Babe, these are cops.
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  • Andy and Lupita in Weeds: “Hey, Lupita! Settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole? The coffee table.” What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
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  • Becky Conner and Darlene Conner in Roseanne: “I'm 43, and I told her I was 33 which, according to the lady at the MAC counter, is my skin age.” 33 is my skin age
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  • Chandler Bing and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat them.” I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner.
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