• Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “The way I see it, I'm halfway to pity sex.” The way I see it
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  • Jack McFarland in Will and Grace: “Well, I don't wanna be an adult anymore! It's very hard!” Adulting isn't for everyone.
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler and Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Have I ever told you that you're like a sexy praying mantis? Everytime you drink...” Sexy praying mantis
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  • Adam and Andi in Man with a Plan: “Then I'm going with Jennifer Lawrence. She is half your age. Hey, when I imagine these things, I'm half my age...” She is half your age
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  • Penny Adiyodi and Quentin Coldwater in The Magicians: “Seriously, man? Taylor Swift? I am not singing Taylor Swift in my head.” Taylor Swift?
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  • Don in Man with a Plan: “I think it all started with sugary cereal. All we got for breakfast was plain oatmeal. You know? That put you in your place.” It all started with sugary cereal
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  • Tate Langdon in American Horror Story: “I care about your feelings more than mine.” I care about your feelings more than mine.
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  • Gina Linetti and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “What are you doing? Give me the ring. You sound like Gollum. That means nothing to me.” Precious
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  • Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “To this day, I am haunted by those remaining. One penis in particular.” I am haunted by those remaining
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything!” Homer on people
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