• Jake Peralta and Captain Ray Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “All you need is love. False. The four basic human necessities are air, water, food and...” All you need is love.
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  • Rosa Diaz and Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “If you ever feel special just remember that the world's population is 7,709,333,425.” If you ever feel special just remember
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  • Jake Peralta, Gina Linetti, Amy Santiago and others in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Guys, what's the worst pet to have? A cat. A dog. A child.” What's the worst pet to have?
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  • David Santiago and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “It's not my fault that mum likes me better than she likes you. Oh, don't flatter yourself.” It's not my fault
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  • Rosa Diaz and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I only feel one emotion and it's anger. Last night, you drunk texted the whole squad a...” I only feel one emotion and it's anger.
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  • Jake Peralta and Captain Ray Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I'm quick at math. Okay what's 38 x 76? 24. That's not even close. But it was quick.” I'm quick at math.
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  • Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I respect women. I'm a feminist. I believe women should be on all the money. I wanna pay for a sandwich...” I'm a feminist.
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  • Jake Peralta and Charles Boyle in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “The only thing that you got right is my little curl, and I can just get rid of that.” The only thing that you got right is my little curl
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  • Doug Judy and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I can't help it. I'm proud of you. You're like a son to me. A white, crispy son.” I can't help it. I'm proud of you.
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “So, Duncs, I have an idea for a second book. It's a memoir, and it's made of memes. So, it's called a meme-oir.” I have an idea for a second book.
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