• Hank in Californication: “A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness” A morning of awkwardness
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  • Will Colbert, Rachel Green and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “We started a rumor. What rumor? Oh, come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!” We started a rumor.
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  • Missy Cooper and Mary Cooper in Young Sheldon: “I don't want to die. I've only kissed one boy so far. What? Relax. It was a long time ago.” I've only kissed one boy
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  • Jake Harper and Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Girls in my school think they can control the world just because they have boobs.” Girls in my school think they can control the world
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  • Khloe Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Hoochie hoops, too? The bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho. Look how big mine are!” The bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho
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  • Doug in Weeds: “How do you ask the woman that makes your kids’ lunches to suck your balls and spread her ass open like a geometry compass? How, Andy?” How Andy?
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  • Erlich Bachman and Richard Hendricks in Silicon Valley: “Let me explain something to you. Your whole life you've been an ugly chick but now...” Your whole life you've been an ugly chick
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Being popular is the most important thing in the world!” Being popular is the most important thing in the world!
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  • Marge Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Homer, what are you doing? I'm driving up to the main building. They got valet parking.” Please call me Sir
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  • Andy Dwyer and April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation: “April, you're like an angel with no wings. So like a person.” Like an angel with no wings
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