• Penny and Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory: “Hey Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again? Yes, it’s \Penny get your own Wi-Fi\, no spaces” did you change your Wi-Fi password again
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “You didn't get the part or Italy called and said it was hungry?” Did Italy call?
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  • Claire Dunphy and Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “You seriously wanna race me? I ran a half marathon last year. Wow. I’m half scared.” I ran a half marathon
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  • Moe Szyslak in The Simpsons: “Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt.” I'm better than dirt
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  • Bart Simpson and Man in The Simpsons: “Hey mister, would you like a puppy? No, but I’ll take one! Okay! I’m going to cherish and care for this...” Would you like a puppy?
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  • Dr. Lisa Cuddy and Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “How advanced is the pneumonia? It's taking college courses.” How advanced is the pneumonia?
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  • Harvey Specter, Dana Scott and Jones Debeque in Suits: “Scottie. Harvey. Oh, you two know each other? We went to Harvard Law together.” You two know each other?
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  • David Letterman, Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “: He wants an annulment, is that right? Why an annulment?” Kourtney burned Kris Humphries so hard he could feel it through the TV.
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  • Man and Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “I never take no for an answer. How rapey of you” How rapey of you
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  • Dean Winchester in Supernatural: “I think I'll pass on the seventy two virgins, thanks. I'm not that into prude chicks anyway.” I think I’ll pass on the seventy two virgins
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