• Schmidt and Jess Day in New Girl: “So you had sex with him? No! The opposite... The opposite? So you gave birth to him?” So you had sex with him?
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  • Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “What kind of child will I have? A very tutu-y, like, princess?” Black tutu with a gold chain
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  • Jack in A.P. BIO: “Don't be a bitch” Don't be a bitch
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “My boobs are loving this unemployment thing. They don't have to go to boob jail every day.” My boobs are loving this unemployment thing
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky.” Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky.
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  • Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Marriage is scary. You're scared, I'm scared. But it doesn't make me not want to do it.” Marriage is scary
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  • Juror in The Simpsons: “No one who speaks German could be an evil man.” No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “Sometimes I think he’s the KING OF STUPID” KING OF STUPID
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “I had a dream and I don't want to talk about it. Whoa. Whoa. What if Martin Luther King had said that?” I had a dream
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  • Trish Walker and Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “Jewel is a great superhero name. Jewel is a stripper's name, a really slutty stripper.” Jewel is a great superhero name
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