• Michael Scott in The Office: “It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore.” It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore.
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend.” The enemy of my enemy is my friend
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  • Michael Scott and Pam Beesly in The Office: “You and Jim are close, huh? Yeah, I think the pregnancy really brought us together.” You and Jim are close, huh?
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  • Michael Scott and Jim Halpert in The Office: “I'm going to start my own paper company. Do you know the industry's in decline?” I'm going to start my own paper company.
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  • Charles Miner and Jim Halpert in The Office: “What is a two-way petting zoo? You pet the animals, they pet you back.” What is a two-way petting zoo?
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “No. Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation?” Lonely people mixing with one another?
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “That's cool. Hey, you know what's even cooler than triceratops? Every other dinosaur that ever existed.” You know what's even cooler than triceratops?
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Good Place: “Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because, if so, you are succeeding.” Are you trying to hurt my feelings?
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  • David Wallace and Michael Scott in The Good Place: “I'll fax over some of the things we're looking for, okay? Fax? Why don't you just send it...” I'll fax it
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  • Phyllis Lapin and Dwight Schrute in The Office: “What are you making? A knife. You're making a knife with a knife? You got a better way?” What are you making?
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