• Angela Martin and Michael Scott in The Office: “He knows how to get things. He got me. Whoa! Sorry. Twice.” He knows how to get things.
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war.” And look at where we are now.
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.” Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.
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  • Dwight Schrute and Michael Scott in The Office: “Force it in as deep as you can. That's what she said.” Force it in as deep as you can.
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all, and it's terrible.” I don't hate it.
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.” I am running away from my responsibilities.
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable.” Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool.
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  • Karen Filippelli and Michael Scott in The Office: “When we get mad, you always ask us if we're on our periods. I have to know whether you're...” When we get mad, you always ask us if we're on our periods
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  • Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute in The Office: “The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression. Depression?” Dwight, you ignorant sl*!
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Dwight, you ignorant slut!” Dwight, you ignorant sl*!
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