• Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Let me tell you, if you're a guy and you ask for the doggy bag on a date you might as well have them just wrap up...” Jerry on doggy bags on dates
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “When I like them, they don't like me. When they like me, I don't like them.” It's hopeless
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Not that there's anything wrong with that.” Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “I don't wanna be remembered. I wanna be forgotten.” I don't wanna be remembered.
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  • Helen Seinfeld and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Doesn't like you? How could anyone not like you? I know, it seems impossible.” How could anyone not like you?
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “All bald people look good in hats.” Looking good George
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  • Elaine Benes and Cynthia in Seinfeld: “Aren't you too young to be bitter? No, you can be young and bitter.” You are never too young
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  • Gina and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “You are still afraid. You are not a man. Well, then what are all those ties and sport jackets doing in my...” You are not a man.
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Who goes on vacation without a job? What, do you need a break from, getting up at 11?” Who goes on vacation without a job?
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “I feel when lesbians are looking at me they're thinking: That's why I'm not heterosexual.” I know that feeling
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