• Elaine Benes and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “You'd really like him. Why do people always say that? I hate everyone why would I like him?” You'd really like him.
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  • George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “People think I'm smart, but I'm not smart. Who thinks you're smart?” People think I'm smart
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  • Kramer and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “She needs a little love, needs a little tenderness, needs a little Kramer. Then she’ll need a little...” Then she'll need a little penicillin
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  • Kramer in Seinfeld: “She needs a little love, needs a little tenderness, needs a little Kramer.”
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  • George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “My whole life has been a complete waste of time. And there's so much more to go.” My whole life has been a complete waste of time.
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “Every woman on the face of the earth has complete control of my life. And yet, I want them all. Is that irony?” Yes it is!
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  • Kramer in Seinfeld: “I said, If you're gonna kill yourself do it already and stop bothering me.” Just stop bothering me
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “For I am Constanza, lord of the idiots.” For I am Constanza, Lord of the idiots.
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  • Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza in Seinfeld: “What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies.” Totally agree
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  • Marlene and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do. You're a CASHIER!” I can't be with someone like you
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