• Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Look. You're a nice guy, but I actually only have three friends. I really can't handle any more.” You're a nice guy,
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  • Elaine Benes and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Basically what you saying is 95 percent of the population is undateable? Then how are all these...” 95 percent of the population is undateable
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Except you don't really have any black friends. Outside of us, you don't have any white friends either.” Except you don't really have any black friends.
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “She said: Looks aren't that important to her? I'd rather she hate me and think I was good looking.” She said what!?
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  • Gary Fogel and George Costanza in Seinfeld: “The thing is I've been living a lie. Just one? I'm living, like, 20.” I've been living a lie
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “Why should she like me? Who am I? There's a million people to like.” Why should she like me?
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  • Fireman and George Costanza in Seinfeld: “How do you live with yourself? It's not easy.” How do you live with yourself?
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  • Elaine Benes in Seinfeld: “I once broke up with someone for not offering me pie.” And she is still single
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  • Jerry Seinfeld and Elaine Benes in Seinfeld: “What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming? Fake, fake, fake, fake.” Girls wouldn't do that
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “I drive them to lesbianism. He brings them back.” Who can resist Kramer?
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