• Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, I give up.” But they are so comfy
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  • Seinfeld: “I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.”
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  • Seinfeld: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.”
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  • Seinfeld: “Serenity Now!”
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “If you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life, and condense it down into one day… It looks decent.” If you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life
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  • George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Maybe this will become, like, a cool thing, living with your parents. Then maybe baldness will...” Maybe this will become a cool thing
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky.” Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky.
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  • Elaine Benes and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I will never understand people. They're the worst.” I will never understand people.
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  • Jerry Seinfeld and Kramer in Seinfeld: “Why don't you go out? It's nice out. Oh, no. There's nothing out there for me.” Why don't you go outside
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  • Elaine Benes in Seinfeld: “I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.” I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.
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