• Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
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  • Newman in Seinfeld: “Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel.” Neither does Wednesday
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  • Elaine Benes and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man. A leg man?” I thought you were a leg man.
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “Divorce is very difficult. Especially on a kid. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together..” Divorce is very difficult.
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  • Elaine Benes and Colleague in Seinfeld: “He's a bad seed. He's a horrible seed. He's one of the worst seeds I've ever met. And you two are friends?” He's one of the worst seeds I've ever met.
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  • No soup for you!
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  • Kramer in Seinfeld: “Oh, yeah.” Oh yeah baby
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  • Office worker and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “I thought you were happy-go-lucky. No, no. I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, and I don't go.” I thought you were happy-go-lucky.
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  • Elaine Benes and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high. I went out with you.” Your standards are too high.
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “I can’t stand kids. Adults think it’s so wonderful how honest kids are. I don’t need that kind of honesty.” I can’t stand kids
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