• George Costanza in Seinfeld: “Guys with cats - I don't know.” Guys with cats
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “You know, I really-I've come to the conclusion that there are certain friends in your life, that they're just always...” Accept it!
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Men hear a drill, it's like a dog whistle, just... That's why, at construction sites, they need those fences around it.” TRUE !!!!!!
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  • Police officer and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “We'll let you know if we find anything. You ever find anything? No.” We'll let you know
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  • Elaine Benes and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “A wedding? There's a lot of people to mock.”
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “If you drop dead and then I shoot you you won’t die again. You can’t over die you can’t over dry.” Can't argue with that
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  • Seinfeld: “Maybe this will become, like, a cool thing, living with your parents. Then maybe baldness will catch on.”
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  • Seinfeld: “I will never understand people. They're the worst.”
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  • Seinfeld: “Why don't you go out? It's nice out. Oh, no. There's nothing out there for me.”
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals… except the weasels.” Weaseling out of things is important
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