• Adam and Andi in Man with a Plan: “Then I'm going with Jennifer Lawrence. She is half your age. Hey, when I imagine these things, I'm half my age...” She is half your age
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  • Don in Man with a Plan: “I think it all started with sugary cereal. All we got for breakfast was plain oatmeal. You know? That put you in your place.” It all started with sugary cereal
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  • Adam in Man with a Plan: “Happy wife, happy life. Happy husband… It's so unimportant, nobody even tried to rhyme it.” Happy wife, happy life
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  • Adam in Man with a Plan: “I got them in a car pool with ... what's her name... that Mum with the husky kid that always wears the valour tracksuits.” Say my name
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  • Adam and Lowell in Man with a Plan: “Okay Lowell, say it in your head and remember Don is the one who came up with it. Don!! I wore this to church.” Master what?
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  • Andi and Beverly in Man with a Plan: “Dr. Philips retired five years ago. But Adam says he sees him every year, which means someone's a liar.” Like Mom Like Son
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  • Adam and Don in Man with a Plan: “Hey, Kowalski. You call that a hand turkey? Kowalski's only got three fingers. Sorry, buddy. Thumbs-up. No thumb.” You call that a hand turkey?
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  • Andi and Adam in Man with a Plan: “I've got bras older than her. And like them, she's been through a lot.” I've got bras older than her
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  • Teacher and Adam in Man with a Plan: “But they're for Teacher Appreciation Day. I got to be honest. I don't appreciate you.” Teacher Appreciation Day
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  • Andi and Adam in Man with a Plan: “She's going through puberty. She is going to be moody, bossy and complicated. So when are you going to finish...” She's going through puberty
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