• Thanks for cooking Mom
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  • Don't mess with the Burns
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  • Andi Burns and Adam Burns in Man with a Plan: “She wasn't completely rotten when we were kids. One time she found a three-legged kitten and she...” She wasn't completely rotten when we were kids
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  • Andi Burns in Man with a Plan: “Who's ready for another margarita?! Oh, look, I AM!” Who's ready for another margarita?!
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  • Adam Burns and Lowell in Man with a Plan: “This morning I put a banana between two oranges at the breakfast table. I laughed for ten minutes.” I laughed for ten minutes.
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  • Don Burns in Man with a Plan: “I'm gonna use the money to buy a couples vacation for me and Marcy. Marcy's going to the Bahamas and I'm going to...” I'm gonna use the money to buy a couples vacation
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  • Adam Burns in Man with a Plan: “But you can't cuddle with an angry spoon. That's just a fork.” You can't cuddle with an angry spoon.
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  • Adam Burns and Lowell in Man with a Plan: “Am I crazy or did he just say something helpful? I'm as stunned as you are.” Am I crazy or did he just say something helpful?
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  • Joe Burns and Adam Burns in Man with a Plan: “Well, these cabinets are broken. They won't slam. Well, they are soft-close. Soft-close?” Soft-close?
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  • Marcy in Man with a Plan: “I have enjoyed 19 mother-in-law-free years. It's like heaven, but you don't have to be a good person.” Just like heaven
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