• Joe Pritchett in Modern Family: “Can I go back to the quiet room now? I already missed half of my nap. You know how I get.” Me too
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  • Klensi Vigam in The Simpsons: “Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked.” Continue swimming naked.
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    • Amy in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “He's a highly decorated detective. He's not gonna be impressed by your sunglasses choreography.”
    • Amy in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “He's a highly decorated detective. He's not gonna be impressed by your sunglasses choreography.”
    • Amy in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “He's a highly decorated detective. He's not gonna be impressed by your sunglasses choreography.”
    • Amy in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “He's a highly decorated detective. He's not gonna be impressed by your sunglasses choreography.”
    He's a highly decorated detective
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  • Dean Winchester and Crowley in Supernatural: “You son of a bitch! Son of a witch, actually.” You son of a…
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    • Lily and Cam in Modern Family: “If you’re going to keep giggling, I’ll do my own nails. I’m sorry, it’s just funny, the juxtaposition. I get it.”
    • Lily and Cam in Modern Family: “If you’re going to keep giggling, I’ll do my own nails. I’m sorry, it’s just funny, the juxtaposition. I get it.”
    • Lily and Cam in Modern Family: “If you’re going to keep giggling, I’ll do my own nails. I’m sorry, it’s just funny, the juxtaposition. I get it.”
    • Lily and Cam in Modern Family: “If you’re going to keep giggling, I’ll do my own nails. I’m sorry, it’s just funny, the juxtaposition. I get it.”
    If you’re going to keep giggling
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  • Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester in Supernatural: “Go ahead. Say it. I’m sorry. You look like you got attacked by some PCP-crazed strippers.” Just say it
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  • Andi and Beverly in Man with a Plan: “Dr. Philips retired five years ago. But Adam says he sees him every year, which means someone's a liar.” Like Mom Like Son
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  • Mary Cooper and Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon: “I bet, when you grow up, you will be surrounded by lots of smart, wonderful friends.”
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “You are a gynaecologists and a lesbian, which makes you...well, a va-genius.” You are a gynaecologist and a lesbian
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  • Adam and Don in Man with a Plan: “Hey, Kowalski. You call that a hand turkey? Kowalski's only got three fingers. Sorry, buddy. Thumbs-up. No thumb.” You call that a hand turkey?
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